I need some of those little glass file things, like on Dexter.

I, TVHOPSTER, have suffered a blow to my right thumb. After an accident involving a knife and a green pepper, my thumb will never be the same. I hope he's resilient, and will make a full recovery, I fear that he might not.

But yes, Dexter, Showtime's hit series, has been off to a resoundingly tense start. Well, I hope he whacks Doakes because he is pissing me off, with his shiny bald head, and his short, hunchy body. Bleh. I do dig the 20 something and 40 something relationship though, it's pretty twisted -- I like it.

Speaking of Showtime, The Red Hot Chili Peppers are suing another Showtime hit series, Californication. Apparently, the band is staking claim to that name, and are highly offended that such a show is stealing it. I guess they have never seen the show, because it truly warrants the name. Come one, California and Fornication, it just makes sense.